Scare Level 30 Ghost Dog Funny Horror

Welcome to the 30th attempt of the most incompetent phantom in recorded history. He’s supposed to be terrifying, but the neighborhood dog just thinks he’s a floating laundry accident. This is the final exam at the Academy of Shadows, and he’s currently failing so hard that even the window light is judging him. If he doesn't scare this pup by midnight, he's going back to folding sheets instead of being one. It's the worst haunting failure in the history of this town, and you get a front-row seat to the catastrophe every time you unlock your phone.

"The deep black of this alleyway is perfect for high-contrast displays. It makes the ghost's pathetic failure pop with 4K clarity while the true black pixels keep your screen as dark as this phantom's career prospects." — Anonymous Source