Choose Your Next Obsession
You sent your drink back twice because it wasn't "steeped enough." On the third try, the waiter brought this out with a nervous twitch in his eye. Now youβre staring down a prehistoric snack that looks like itβs about to ask for your manager. Itβs glowing green, smells like bad decisions, and is currently trying to figure out if you taste better than a sugar cube. Don't worry, the cracks in the porcelain just add to the rustic charm of your impending doom. One sip and you'll definitely never complain about the service again.
If you enjoy things that look like they belong in a radioactive dumpster, you should definitely check out the Neon Garden or witness the Glow Ghost Shadow Claw. It's a much safer way to spend your afternoon.
"The glowing steam is a feature, not a bug. It provides a natural backlight for your app icons so you can find your flashlight app faster while you run away." β Anonymous Source