He does not bark. He does not growl. He grins โ a yellow outline smile that takes up half the frame, teeth like fence posts, gums pink and wet.
His eyes are lime โ RGB 186, 220, 98. Not cat eyes. Not dog eyes. Something that learned to watch by watching things that don't want to be watched.
96% true black. The outline is the only thing keeping him in the picture. Without it, he is just the dark that knows your name.
He does not have a breed. He has a mood. Today that mood is: you left the door open.