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Wanted Katana Purple Lightning Eye
Choose Your Next Obsession
WANTED
REWARD: YOUR SANITY
[Image: Cursed katana with purple lightning and yellow eye]
Name: The Blade That Watches
Alias: "Purple Spark Problem"
Last Seen: Floating in 90% true black void
Distinguishing Marks:
- Yellow eye embedded in hilt — RGB 239, 222, 77 (blinks)
- Purple lightning coiling blade — RGB 174, 141, 197
- Silver edge that reflects nothing
- Black diamond-pattern grip — cursed edition
Crimes:
- Appearing on lock screens without permission
- Making OLED pixels glow purple at 3 AM
- Refusing to look like a normal wallpaper
Approach With Caution: The eye tracks your thumb. The lightning hums when the screen is off. The blade is sharp enough to cut through app folders.