Purple Rabbit Guitar Dark Humor
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The Rabbit Learned Power Chords Before Words
Resident Profile — Jukebox Alley
"Does it play actual songs?"
"Mostly just feedback and one really aggressive note."
"Why is it wearing a bow tie?"
"It insisted."
Character Card
The Guitarist
Name: Unknown. Responds to loud noises.
Occupation: Unpaid street performer.
Origin: Found inside an abandoned arcade cabinet.
Status: Tuning. Always tuning.