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"The carpool lane just got a lot more judgmental, and they still haven't offered to pay for gas."
You thought buying a vintage clunker on a sketchy digital marketplace was a "fixer-upper" project. Now, these two luminous hitchhikers are permanently installed in the front seats, arguing about who gets to control the radio. They don't have lungs, but they've been smoking in the car for seventy years, and the smell of sulfur is never coming out of the upholstery. If you place this on your lock screen, just remember that you're technically only the third-most-important person in this vehicle.