"Heβs currently on the chapter about 'unexplained cold spots' and is annoyed they didn't mention it's actually just poor attic insulation."
Meet Barnaby, the only ghost in the neighborhood with a library card and a very high standard for "scary" literature. Heβs currently reading a human-written horror novel and is absolutely roasting the plot holes. Apparently, a creaking floorboard is supposed to be a climax, but Barnaby knows the real horror is trying to balance glasses on a face that technically isn't solid. The little ghosts in the background are just here for the spoilers and the free streetlamp Wi-Fi. Itβs a high-definition comedy for your lock screenβperfect for anyone who knows that being dead is actually quite boring without a good book.