Ghost Go Away Door Wooden Funny
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Formal Notice
Issued: Tonight · Effective: Immediately
To: The Occupant
Re: Door Marked "GO AWAY"
The resident behind this door has filed a complaint. The door is wooden, carved, brass handle, spider web in the upper left corner. The words "GO AWAY" are cut deep into the grain. They are not a suggestion. They are a legal position.
The Problem
A white figure presses against the door from the outside. Orange eyes, wide smile, red tongue visible. Two hands flat against the wood, pushing. The figure appears happy. The door does not care about happy.
Background Details
Wallpaper is dark blue, cracked, with bat silhouettes and bare tree branches. Floor is wood, dark, worn. The room behind the door is not the issue. The issue is the figure that refuses to read.
Signed: The Door
Witnessed: The Spider Web
Enforced: The Bats in the Wallpaper
STAMP: GO AWAY · GO AWAY · GO AWAY