Warning: Side effects may include seeing in the dark.
Condensation rolls down the aluminum like sweat on a cold tombstone. The label doesn't list ingredients, just a single warning: "Do not open after midnight." It sits in the back of the fridge, freezing cold, waiting for the thirsty and the foolish. The fizz you hear isn't carbonation; it's laughter.
The vibrant red logo utilizes sRGB color space to maintain its intimidation factor across different screen types.