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"He’s a little heavy on the left, but he’s still the most 'balanced' individual in this forest."
This is Buck. Buck recently learned that Victorian-style wallpaper is surprisingly sharp when you’re wandering through the void at 2 AM. He lost half of his impressive rack in a high-stakes disagreement with a low-hanging shadow, and now he looks like a character who forgot to finish loading. Silas tried to offer him a spare raven cage to wear instead, but Buck is committed to the lopsided aesthetic. He’s currently standing in your lock screen trying to pretend he doesn't have a permanent crick in his neck. It’s a 4K study in dignity despite the obvious physics failure.
If you like forest residents with bad luck, visit Silas and his cage or see the Crimson Eyed Badger for more furry failures.