Q: Why does the ghost drip?
A: Because even spirits sweat when the mind won't quiet.
Q: Why is the house so small?
A: It's not the house that haunts you. It's the room you keep rebuilding in your head.
Q: Why does the moon look tired?
A: It's been up all night watching people pretend to sleep.
Q: Why are the stars purple?
A: Real insomnia doesn't see white light. It sees the color of 3 AM.
Q: Will this wallpaper help?
A: No. But at least your lock screen tells the truth.
— The Haunted Minds FAQ, found on a forum that no longer exists.