Grinning Black Cat Yellow Fangs Green Glow
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Midnight Veterinary · After Hours
PATIENT #666-FELINE
Name:
Unknown (refuses collar)
Species:
Black cat, possibly
Eyes:
Yellow — RGB 249, 246, 90. Slit pupils. Do not make direct eye contact.
Teeth:
Too many. Arrangement non-standard. Fangs extend past lower jaw.
Outline:
Green glow — RGB 82, 133, 88. Not bioluminescence. Not radiation. Just... green.
Examination Notes
Patient arrived without appointment. Sat in waiting room for 3 hours without moving. When called, smiled. We did not teach him that.
Fur is dark gray (#645064) with black overlay. 62% of image is pure void — patient may be partially transparent.
Whiskers are white lines, 1px, perfectly symmetrical. Too symmetrical. Counted twice. Same number both times.
Diagnosis
NOT A NORMAL CAT
Recommended treatment: Set as lock screen. Let him watch. He seems to prefer it.